eye of newt and toe of spider …

08. 10. 2007 um 18:02 Uhr

creepy spider.jpg … Giant, bear-sized spiders are invading the pool, there’s a slew of them.  Huge black furry things.  They come out from the bushes at night, I guess, jump in, are sunk to the bottom by morning.  And still alive!  They can be there for days and if you pull one up in the net to really freak yourself out, its fat hairy legs still move!  I’ve never seen anything like them, so I googled “giant spiders in my pool” and found this interesting site, made up of people, like me, creeped out by spiders.  Though none in the pool.

On that note, the lovely wolf-spider, as depicted in “The Wish” by the poet James Wright:

and what could be prettier
than the wolf spider’s, with its small
hood of gray fur.
I’m told it can see in the dark;
I’m told how its children
spill from a transparent sack
it secretes, like a tear.
I’m told about its solitude,
ferocious and nocturnal.
I want to speak with this being
I want it
to weave me a bridge.

excerpts from A.’s emails to me: october 8th, 2007 …

08. 10. 2007 um 15:46 Uhr

“Will it even fit in the Envoy?”

“Oh.”

schlesinger in 900 pages or less …

08. 10. 2007 um 15:46 Uhr

I love this about book reviews.  Arthur Schlesinger’s “Journals” are just out and take up 928 pages.  I spent time this weekend reading reviews, I think I read five — and out of 928 pages, they all rattle off the same few things:  Jackie reads Proust in 1960 and is politically naive, Jackie glows in 1991 but doesn’t invite anyone to dinner, McNamara sucks up to his boss, Schlesinger tells Bobby ‘closed casket’, Nixon’s a boring neighbor.   

Just saying.  928 pages.  Five good anecdotes?  Okay, I’m exaggerating, they all had one about Kissinger, too.

Maureen Dowd bugs me, her writing style grates, but her review in the Sunday Times is as good as any, if you’re interested.  And she has more than the basic five stories. 

[Social Historian:  New York Times Book Review] 

waiter, there’s a mosquito flying around the room …

08. 10. 2007 um 15:29 Uhr

[Help, I'm trapped here, alone! With a big fat mosquito and tiny dog!]

My favorite spam today comes from James Helms, with the subject line “Minerva’s spacious penis”. The message?  Sweet and simple:

“Stacie’s whacking massive schlong.”

I’m not familiar with Stacie, but Minerva, as you might know, is the Roman goddess of poetry and wisdom. She’s also credited with inventing music, and now, according to James, a “spacious penis”.

Thank you, James Helms, wherever you are!

old playwrights never die (knock on wood) …

06. 10. 2007 um 18:00 Uhr

Tom Stoppard (70), Horton Foote (91), Edward Albee (80). Now The Times has a profile of Harold Pinter (77) who has written many spectacular things, most recently the screenplay for Sleuth, a remake of an earlier film based on a 1970 play, not Pinter’s.

Says The Times of Sleuth (Jude Law and Michael Caine fight over Michael Caine’s wife) — “spare, sometimes cryptic language, significant pauses and another familiar quality of Pintner’s work: a hint of menace lurking beneath the surface.”  Says the Financial Times of Pinter’s work in general, ” … dark hints and pregnant suggestions, with the audience left uncertain as to what to conclude.”

Pinter won the Nobel for Literature a couple years ago and gave a brilliant speech, brilliant. What was overlooked in the coverage of that speech, was his beautifully eloquent description of the creative process — how his stories and characters come about.

“I have often been asked how my plays come about.  I cannot say.  Nor can I ever sum up my plays, except to say that this is what happened.  This is what they said.  This is what they did.

Most of the plays are engendered by a line, a word or an image.  The given word is often shortly followed by the image.  I shall give two examples of two lines which came right out of the blue into my head, followed by an image, followed by me.

The plays are The Homecoming and Old Times.  The first line of The Homecoming is ‘What have you done with the scissors.  The first line of Old Times is ‘Dark’.

In each case I had no further information.

In the first case someone was obviously looking for a pair of scissors and was demanding their whereabouts of someone else he suspected had probably stolen them.  But I somehow knew that the person addressed didn’t give a damn about the scissors, or about the questioner either, for that matter.

‘Dark’ I took to be a description of someone’s hair, the hair of a woman, and was the answer to a question.  In each case I found myself compelled to pursue the matter.”

What did get plenty of press was the second half of Pinter’s Nobel speech. One of the themes of the talk, titled “Art, Truth & Politics” was, obviously, truth and he found the United States lacking in it.  You must read the whole speech, if you haven’t.  Excerpts can’t do it justice.   And read the Times profile, too, and then go see Sleuth, why not.  There are worse ways to kill a day than watching Michael Caine and Jude Law match wits.

Harold Pinter Nobel Speech, “Art, Truth and Politics

“Still Pinteresque” (New York Times

you go, anita! …

02. 10. 2007 um 16:57 Uhr

Anita Hill in The New York Times today:  “Justice Thomas has every right to present himself as he wishes in his new memoir … But I will not stand by silently and allow him, in his anger, to reinvent me.”

Jeez.  That’s all I have.  Seriously.  Oh, my friend ‘Leanne the Poet’ reads October 17th in Portland, Lloyd Center Barnes and Noble.  7pm.  Doug Marx and Lane Browning do too.  Besides that, nothing.  It’s October, though.  Drink beer.

i should be working, i know …

02. 10. 2007 um 03:17 Uhr

But instead I’m reading Hank and Phyllis’ blog, and because of that will share with you the “juicy bits about Eleanor Mondale” from the Warren Zevon biography, I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead. Warren was a rock and roll bad boy. Really bad. Drugs, women, drugs, more women and drugs. Eleanor is Walter’s daughter … you know, VP for Carter.

Last two entries:

July 2, 1990–Minnesota with Eleanor

… I told Eleanor I didn’t know if I could handle the long-distance relationship … She said she wasn’t going backwards in the relationships and if I started seeing other people — sleeping with them — that was it.

July 7, 1990

Made love with Annette on the couch.

must-see tv …

01. 10. 2007 um 15:53 Uhr

Sue Johanson’s “Talk Sex” show on the Oxygen channel.  Seriously.  If you watch one show this year, it must be this.  Sue is someone’s Grandma – white curly hair, polyester shirts, big necklace, the works.  It’s a call-in show.  People call Sue with heartwrenching stories of bad sperm, sore scrotums, condom-chafing and Sue’s got the answer to everything.  

A sampling of last night’s topics:

Kate from Minnesota wondered if her Brazilian bikini waxes kept her safe from crabs.  Not entirely, Sue said.  There are still anal and perineum hairs, that most waxers miss, which make great little campsites for baby crabs.  And did you know, she adds, that men can get crabs in their beards?  From oral sex?  Sue and Kate giggled about this for a bit.  Silly men. 

Diane from Ontario was allergic to her lubricant.  Sue named the particular ingredient (starts with a “G”, reactions are common), then rattled off an impressive list of alternatives, including saliva.  None of them interested Diane until Sue held up a tube from her desk, “this one is designed specifically for anal play,” and read off the ingredients.  It seemed to satisfy them both.

Alicia wanted to know what a healthy vagina smells like.  Sue said it varies, then walked through the different smells in a typical cycle. 

Tammy got really light-headed after a G-spot orgasm and wondered if that was normal.  “Yes!” Sue declared, clapping her hands together, delighted.  “Good for you!”  After a good G-spot orgasm, Sue said, most of the time you can barely walk.  Tammy was relieved.  

Sue also reviewed the ”Cyberskin Creamsicle,” which she was very displeased with.  The hood is hard to get off for lubricating and cleaning purposes, and the long rubber tip doesn’t actually stimulate anything.  Bad Cyberskin Creamsicle, Bad. 

Sundays, 11:00PM.  Oxygen Channel.  You heard it here.