the manifesto

Here are some things you should know about this thing of mine, this “blog”.

1.  Almost all post headings are random lines from my book.  Or a lesser one.   Or inside jokes between me and one other person, the point is they’re loaded with meaning, layers and imagery. 

2.  The categories are mostly useless.  I have, for instance, over 300 posts under the category “Uncategorized.”  I’m hiring interns to fix that, apply here.

3.  I upgraded once and it stuck “A”s in everywhere, which is a bit confusing since “A.” is also a character discussed frequently on this blog.  It’s another thing the interns will fix, please bear with me during this difficult time.

4.  Anything you say to me can and will be posted against you, for the whole wide world to read.  Though I will change your name and/or gender if you’d like.

5.  The Good Wife is my book, I’m close to finishing it.  It might be called The Futile Pursuit of Happiness.  Or Crane Flies and Other Domestic Terrors.  Since it’s all I’ve been writing I’ve been posting random passages from it, they are meant to amuse you.  If they make you cry or throw up, please tell me right away. 

6.  Sometimes I’m tired and a bore.  If that’s the case, read M.’s and my archived writings here.  It’s mostly M., he’s brilliant.  Soon we’ll go into business for ourselves writing funny things for big piles of cash. 

7.  If you’d like to find out about employment opportunities with either Teresa DiFalco dot Com or Fortune’s Ankle, click here.

8.  Thank you.

9.  Be prepared.