Man’s really good slightly more than best friend.

You know what they say … behind every good goat .. heh, heh.

The girl mice are screwing like bunnies.

Turns out when you mess with a girl mouse’s voremonasal organ, thrilling results occur. According to a very scientific report from Reuters:

” … the females pursued cage mates aggressively, sniffing their rears and mounting them. They turned to other male mating behaviors, such as pelvic thrusts, while eschewing typically female roles like nesting and nursing.

‘You feel sorry for the males, you imagine they’re confused,’ said one particularly dense scientist in a telephone interview.”

In other groundbreaking news, our White Oak floors are almost in, and A. remembered to pick up coffee.